Silly Doctor's Appointment

Today I went to my OBGYN office for the boob check up. The nurse sort of acted like I was crazy for coming in for a pulled muscle. All I wanted to do was get this visit over with, and have the doctor say all is well! Please no small talk! The doctor came in, listened to my explanation for my visit, and did a physical. She told me she was not concerned, and everything looked fine. She thought I might as well go for a mammogram just as a precaution, then go directly to the physical therapist, because it "probably is just a pulled muscle." My doctor said it would probably be pretty easy to get in for a mammogram appointment quickly because October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and they're scheduling extra appointments. "Oh, yeah, how about that", I thought to myself.